Saturday, April 27, 2013

Scott Tyson Sees Chronic Biter Luis Suarez Working, Today Follows Him on Twitter

Robert Tyson now returns random functions of biting with a Twitter follow, since sometimes the Web makes perfect sense. As Deadspin noticed, Tyson recently extended a personal pat on the top to some other player recognized to break out the chompers amid a time in athletic competition: Luis Suarez. As you can observe, Tyson just started following a Liverpool star, which comes on the heels of the striker biting the arm of Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic on Sunday. The fact that Tyson also follows Harry Reid has me checking Twitter to learn who the senator bit, since that seems to be the way one gets a from the former heavyweight boxer. As Deadspin notes, Suarez served a seven-game suspension back 2010 for bitingAOtman Bakkal. Not one to learn a lesson, Suarez returned to biting in a hardcore match this weekend. The episode will no doubt draw just one more round of suspensions for the footballer, however it officially got him anything only provided to 430 other folks in the world: a from America's favorite madman turned movie star. Back 1997, Tyson thought he had not loaded up enough on craft companies before a fight with Evander Holyfield and made a decision to obtain a quick bite at Cafe Holyfield's, which he thought meant having a unique on ears. Incredibly, the battle wasn't called after Tyson touch Holyfield the very first time. It took one more nibble from the fighter before referee Mills Lane decided he'd better call the whole lot before we lost more of the boxerAthan we already had. if he wants one whilst the world vilifies Suarez for getting a snack throughout a fit, he can look forward to a bright future. Tyson went from crazy player to favorite actor. The villain somehow became a cuddly figure, starring in movies and his own one-man show. A Daily Mail report touched upon exactly that, as well as the chance meeting between Tyson and Holyfield in February. In those days, the former boxers shared an embrace with absolutely no loss of earlobes described. So there is a cure for Suarez to at least one day sweater his obvious need certainly to chew other players. Still, I would suggest keeping all limbs far from Suarez's mouth right now. Hit me through to Twitter for more of this funny feeling:

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